Affair Escapologist Prints

'We can't go on meeting like this. I'm missing all my soaps.'

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

Man at Fire Escape sees door with 'Hot Button Issues Escape',

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

worker sign: weeks to retirement changable 2078,

"Don't be afraid – it's just your office,"

"I told you they had a tough interview process here."

'Good, I was hoping to catch you before you left.'

'Out of office - Please leave your emails in the inbox next door.'

"I am afraid Mr. Jones is in his career coaching session. Can I get him to call you back?"

"IF you wanted to leave, why didn't you just say so?"

Minister of Foreign Affairs.

"If my husband finds out about us. . .listen, we must cover our tracks so well that no one believes that dinosaurs and humans existed at the same time!"

Houdini 2019

"Your blind dates is at the bar - I'll upgrade you to a table by the getaway door."

"This biography of Harry Houdini has binding on all four sides!"

Danny always had trouble with math. (written on board: Ohio is the capital of Wisconsin.'

'Occasionally, one will escape its cubicle, which is why I have all my employees get an identification tattoo on the inside of their ears.'

'Wait for me!'

"I'm un-retiring today. Spending time with my family with hell."

"I'm out if that is a manufacturer."

"Another tiny victory in my never-ending quest for fun."

'Sir! Elsworth's away from his desk again!'

Tortured by music

'Jane It used to be jungle out there'

'Let's just see how long they can stay crouched behind the sofa.'

"I fled from suppression, torture, exploitation and bullies."

Halfway around the learning curve, Bob lets go.

'Not so fast Mr. Smith... you're forgetting the fit note I've filled out for your employer.'

"This is Munch's 'Sent to all by mistake'."