Affair Escapologist Gifts

Searching for a gift for an affair escapologist with a flair for the mysterious? Our collection combines humor and creativity, ideal for anyone captivated by illusions, secrets, and the thrill of escape. Whether it’s a playful mug or a stylish print, find a gift that celebrates their fascinating hobby or obsession. Brighten their day with a quirky, clever gift that matches their love for the extraordinary and keeps the magic alive.

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'We can't go on meeting like this. I'm missing all my soaps.'

'We can't go on meeting like this. I'm missing all my soaps.' mockup

'We can't go on meeting like this. I'm missing all my soaps.'

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You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish. mockup

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

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"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!" mockup

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

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'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!' mockup

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

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"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments." mockup

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

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'I'm not very good at mingling.'

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Man at Fire Escape sees door with 'Hot Button Issues Escape',

Man at Fire Escape sees door with 'Hot Button Issues Escape', mockup

Man at Fire Escape sees door with 'Hot Button Issues Escape',

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Guru levitates while wife vacuums. mockup

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

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worker sign: weeks to retirement changable 2078,

worker sign: weeks to retirement changable 2078, mockup

worker sign: weeks to retirement changable 2078,

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"Don't be afraid – it's just your office,"

"Don't be afraid – it's just your office," mockup

"Don't be afraid – it's just your office,"

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"I told you they had a tough interview process here."

"I told you they had a tough interview process here." mockup

"I told you they had a tough interview process here."

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'Good, I was hoping to catch you before you left.'

'Good, I was hoping to catch you before you left.' mockup

'Good, I was hoping to catch you before you left.'

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'Out of office - Please leave your emails in the inbox next door.'

'Out of office - Please leave your emails in the inbox next door.' mockup

'Out of office - Please leave your emails in the inbox next door.'

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"I am afraid Mr. Jones is in his career coaching session. Can I get him to call you back?"

"I am afraid Mr. Jones is in his career coaching session. Can I get him to call you back?" mockup

"I am afraid Mr. Jones is in his career coaching session. Can I get him to call you back?"

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"IF you wanted to leave, why didn't you just say so?"

"IF you wanted to leave, why didn't you just say so?" mockup

"IF you wanted to leave, why didn't you just say so?"

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Minister of Foreign Affairs.

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"If my husband finds out about us. . .listen, we must cover our tracks so well that no one believes that dinosaurs and humans existed at the same time!"

"If my husband finds out about us. . .listen, we must cover our tracks so well that no one believes that dinosaurs and humans existed at the same time!" mockup

"If my husband finds out about us. . .listen, we must cover our tracks so well that no one believes that dinosaurs and humans existed at the same time!"

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Houdini 2019

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"Your blind dates is at the bar - I'll upgrade you to a table by the getaway door."

"Your blind dates is at the bar - I'll upgrade you to a table by the getaway door." mockup

"Your blind dates is at the bar - I'll upgrade you to a table by the getaway door."

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"This biography of Harry Houdini has binding on all four sides!"

"This biography of Harry Houdini has binding on all four sides!" mockup

"This biography of Harry Houdini has binding on all four sides!"

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Danny always had trouble with math. (written on board: Ohio is the capital of Wisconsin.'

Danny always had trouble with math. (written on board: Ohio is the capital of Wisconsin.' mockup

Danny always had trouble with math. (written on board: Ohio is the capital of Wisconsin.'

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'Occasionally, one will escape its cubicle, which is why I have all my employees get an identification tattoo on the inside of their ears.'

'Occasionally, one will escape its cubicle, which is why I have all my employees get an identification tattoo on the inside of their ears.' mockup

'Occasionally, one will escape its cubicle, which is why I have all my employees get an identification tattoo on the inside of their ears.'

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'Wait for me!'

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"I'm un-retiring today. Spending time with my family with hell."

"I'm un-retiring today. Spending time with my family with hell." mockup

"I'm un-retiring today. Spending time with my family with hell."

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"I'm out if that is a manufacturer." mockup

"I'm out if that is a manufacturer."

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"Another tiny victory in my never-ending quest for fun."

"Another tiny victory in my never-ending quest for fun." mockup

"Another tiny victory in my never-ending quest for fun."

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'Sir! Elsworth's away from his desk again!'

'Sir! Elsworth's away from his desk again!' mockup

'Sir! Elsworth's away from his desk again!'

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Tortured by music

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'Jane It used to be jungle out there' mockup

'Jane It used to be jungle out there'

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'Let's just see how long they can stay crouched behind the sofa.'

'Let's just see how long they can stay crouched behind the sofa.' mockup

'Let's just see how long they can stay crouched behind the sofa.'

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"I fled from suppression, torture, exploitation and bullies."

"I fled from suppression, torture, exploitation and bullies." mockup

"I fled from suppression, torture, exploitation and bullies."

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Halfway around the learning curve, Bob lets go.

Halfway around the learning curve, Bob lets go. mockup

Halfway around the learning curve, Bob lets go.

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'Not so fast Mr. Smith... you're forgetting the fit note I've filled out for your employer.'

'Not so fast Mr. Smith... you're forgetting the fit note I've filled out for your employer.' mockup

'Not so fast Mr. Smith... you're forgetting the fit note I've filled out for your employer.'

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"This is Munch's 'Sent to all by mistake'."

"This is Munch's 'Sent to all by mistake'." mockup

"This is Munch's 'Sent to all by mistake'."

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Affair Escapologist Gifts Collection

Affair Escapologist Mugs

Discover our range of mugs that celebrate the fascinating world of escape artists. Perfect for those who love to combine humor with magic on their morning coffee.

Affair Escapologist Pillows

Find the perfect pillow that captures the essence of an escapologist’s adventurous spirit. Cozy, fun, and full of magical charm.

Affair Escapologist Prints

Decorate with captivating prints inspired by the art of escape and illusion. A magical touch for any space that loves mystery and intrigue.

Affair Escapologist T-Shirts

Explore our collection of t-shirts designed for escape enthusiasts. Witty, creative, and perfect for making a statement about their love for magic and mystery.