Office Escaper Gifts

"Nothing for me, thanks."

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

'I have much less stress since I replaced my in box with a paper shredder.'

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"What's the problem? We told you when you started you'd have to make some sacrifices."

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

Workaholic on holiday

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

Forms I cannot deal with / Forms I will not deal with

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

"Cubicle 311 is our 'cultural oasis'."

"Lisa, bring out the Alistair Cheng files and an iced mochaccino, if you will, please."

'I hear they're letting you go. Your family must have paid the ransom.'

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

Stress

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

Next, I recall looking down at myself and thinking, God, what a drama queen.

That very night in Frank's office a forest grew.

Friday 5.30pm.

Man Looking Through Window

'Now, dear, I spent 35 years pretending to look busy. I can't just quit overnight!'

Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'

"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate."