"You said I'd be part of a team."
Office Escape Artist Gifts
Searching for a thoughtful gift for the office escape artist who loves clever, creative flair? Our collection features humorous and inspiring items that highlight their mischievous charm and originality. From playful mugs to eye-catching prints, find something to amuse and delight anyone who’s known for slipping away with style. Whether to decorate their workspace or make them laugh during a busy day, these unique gifts match their inventive spirit.
An email finds you
"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."
"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."
"I take it you're not heartbroken to be leaving the firm!"
"I take it your vacation starts tomorrow?"
Suggestion box escape.
"O.K., I'm ready—you can come in now."
"I'd like to stay, sir, but time is running out if I want to start a rock group."
'The day after labor day at 8 AM, is good for me, is it good for you?'
"That's it. I'm taking the buyout."
Tanned export manager
'I'd rather be working.'
"This is a part-time job with full-time aggravation."
'I'm concerned you might bail.'
'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'
"Honestly, won't you miss us?"
"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"
"Fielder, did you punch out?"
That very night in Frank's office a forest grew.
'I'm bored.' - 'I'm bored and hot.'
'Sorry, he's not here. He's on some Greek island!'
"I used to be a hunter, I was just transferred to accounts payable."
'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'
I think he's just gone for an early lunch break.
A man looks at the shape of some mountains in the distance and is reminded of a line graph.
'If you're trying to sneak out of work, you should at least get your coordinates right.'
"If this meeting becomes too heated, we'll create a distraction...like running out the door."
"No, the guy who had this job before me didn't retire - he escaped."
I'm currently out of the office....
Man Looking Through Window
Stress
"Look, Bailey! Business park at two o’clock!"
"Don't bring the cares of the barn out into the pasture."
"I need to recover from working from home with the family around me 24 hours a day. . . that's why I'm living here in the office for a while."
Office Escape Artist Gifts Collection
Office Escape Artist Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs specially designed for office escape artists—bring a touch of humor to their coffee breaks.
Office Escape Artist Pillows
Add some personality to their space with pillows that capture the fun of being an office escape artist.
Office Escape Artist Prints
Decorate with prints that humorously showcase the escape artist’s inventive tendencies—great for any creative workspace.
Office Escape Artist T-Shirts
Find the perfect t-shirt for those who love to sneak off in style—humorous designs that celebrate their creative spirit.