Office Escape Artist Prints

"You said I'd be part of a team."

An email finds you

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

"I take it you're not heartbroken to be leaving the firm!"

"I take it your vacation starts tomorrow?"

Suggestion box escape.

"O.K., I'm ready—you can come in now."

"I'd like to stay, sir, but time is running out if I want to start a rock group."

'The day after labor day at 8 AM, is good for me, is it good for you?'

"That's it. I'm taking the buyout."

Tanned export manager

'I'd rather be working.'

"This is a part-time job with full-time aggravation."

'I'm concerned you might bail.'

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

"Honestly, won't you miss us?"

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

That very night in Frank's office a forest grew.

'I'm bored.' - 'I'm bored and hot.'

'Sorry, he's not here. He's on some Greek island!'

"I used to be a hunter, I was just transferred to accounts payable."

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

I think he's just gone for an early lunch break.

A man looks at the shape of some mountains in the distance and is reminded of a line graph.

'If you're trying to sneak out of work, you should at least get your coordinates right.'

"If this meeting becomes too heated, we'll create a distraction...like running out the door."

"No, the guy who had this job before me didn't retire - he escaped."

I'm currently out of the office....

Man Looking Through Window

Stress

"Look, Bailey! Business park at two o’clock!"

"Don't bring the cares of the barn out into the pasture."

"I need to recover from working from home with the family around me 24 hours a day. . . that's why I'm living here in the office for a while."