Homework Escape Artist Prints

'This is my little brother Doug -- Doug ate my homework.'

'I looked on the calendar and there isn't any National Homework Day!'

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

'I hear they're letting you go. Your family must have paid the ransom.'

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

Desert Island Fantasies

Tweaking the CV.

Crib Escape

Stress

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

That very night in Frank's office a forest grew.

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

Wishing Well

'I'd like to come home... if I could.'