Homework Escape Artist Pillows

'This is my little brother Doug -- Doug ate my homework.'

'I looked on the calendar and there isn't any National Homework Day!'

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Desert Island Fantasies

Stress

Crib Escape

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

Tweaking the CV.

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'I hear they're letting you go. Your family must have paid the ransom.'

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

That very night in Frank's office a forest grew.

Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'

Friday 5.30pm.

Wishing Well

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."