Desk Escape Artist Pillows

'Good luck with your new job...we all know how much you'll miss the old one.'

While you were out...

"I'm sorry I'm away from my desk, but it's still in my thoughts."

Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'

Friday 5.30pm.

'Please cover for me Carol. I'll be away from my desk, roaming the cubicles, searching for sports talk.'

'I'm at the water cooler, let me move to the coffee machine, no the fax machines...'

I'll be back.

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

'I've heard they don't do well outside captivity.'

"I stole the key to the executive bathroom. It was a glorious break. What did you do?"

"They want us to work an extra two hours, so I'm either going to sneak out my office window or hide in the bathroom."

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

Just don't let the old man get you down.

Stress

It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.

Crib Escape

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

Desert Island Fantasies

Tweaking the CV.