Escape Artist Pillows

Crisis Management Training

'I'm willing to relocate.'

'Heck, no, I'm not thinking of leaving. That said, I do feel it's probably wise to have an exit strategy in place.'

Retiring from the rat race

Slot machine - Early retirement.

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

"I need to leave you and the children and go to Tahiti if I'm ever going to be a truly great accountant."

Dog in pet shop window holding sign to dog on footpath: DID YOU GET THE GLASS CUTTER?

"We want a good selection of shops,restaurants and activities, but no tourists!"

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"Ah, its great to get away from the rat race!"

"Hey! Guess what?"

Sometimes a Good Excuse to Get off the Telephone is Hard to Find

'Let's just see how long they can stay crouched behind the sofa.'

'What do you mean we need a locksmith?'

Sledder breaks through snow globe.

"Can't you forget the FT for once?"

'Believe me, when you reach MY age you won't remember who you joined up to forget!'

Scientists watching a lab rat escape from a maze by helicopter.

'Retirement...retirement...'

'I'm enjoying being unplugged.'

'Well that was a brilliant escape plan! Now what do we do?'

Move away from a managerial mind-set focused on the now to focus on a medium-term and long-term perspective.

Tsunami Evac Route

Find the needle in the haystack: $5

'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.'

Did you know two out of three people take holidays in the UK? Great! We can send my wife and her mother to Cornwall...and I'll go to Spain.

Escape from prison - and returning.

'Oh, I forgot -- I'll need a letter of reference.'

'How's my appeal going?', 'How's your tunnel going?'

'You're not thinking of leaving, are you?.'

'If I'd known it was this easy, I'd have hit the escape key long ago.'

'Personally, I'd prefer to call my locksmith instead of my lawyer.'