Escape Artist Fan Pillows

FISH ESCAPE.

'Lou, we did it! Twelve years of tunneling, but we're finally freeeeee!!!'

Christmas escape plan

"I keep meaning to escape."

'I will now attempt to get out of jury duty.'

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'Escaped dog from his leash?! No dog has ever escaped from their leash on Alcatraz!'

"And just the name alone: 'feral parakeets'... I mean, how cool is that?"

Polly makes a break for it after ignoring warnings about the danger of using steroids.

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

'I've no doubt we can bust the fence, but you still haven't solved the rifle or the border collie.'

"Has anyone handed in a set of keys?"

Peeping through a wall at the outside world.

"I'll drill a hole in the side and we'll be FREE!!"

"I'd like a 'change of address' card."

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

'This chart shows how much time we waste every day looking at charts.'

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

"Sorry, I'm preaching again. Why don't we pause for a moment while I pass around the collection plate."

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

"Sorry I'm late. Traffic was fine. I just don't like any of you and don't want to be here."

"It's safe to close your eyes and relax...these meetings are safety equipped with front and side airbags."