Escape Artist Admirers Pillows

Dog obedience school; 'Heel! Heel!'

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

'This chart shows how much time we waste every day looking at charts.'

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"Sorry, I'm preaching again. Why don't we pause for a moment while I pass around the collection plate."

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

"It's safe to close your eyes and relax...these meetings are safety equipped with front and side airbags."

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

"Sorry I'm late. Traffic was fine. I just don't like any of you and don't want to be here."

Tweaking the CV.

Crib Escape

Desert Island Fantasies

Chairmen of the Bored

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

Wishing Well

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'