Office Escape Artist Pillows

"You said I'd be part of a team."

An email finds you

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

"I take it you're not heartbroken to be leaving the firm!"

Suggestion box escape.

"I take it your vacation starts tomorrow?"

"O.K., I'm ready—you can come in now."

"I'd like to stay, sir, but time is running out if I want to start a rock group."

'The day after labor day at 8 AM, is good for me, is it good for you?'

"That's it. I'm taking the buyout."

"This is a part-time job with full-time aggravation."

'I'd rather be working.'

'I'm concerned you might bail.'

Tanned export manager

A man looks at the shape of some mountains in the distance and is reminded of a line graph.

"I used to be a hunter, I was just transferred to accounts payable."

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

'I'm bored.' - 'I'm bored and hot.'

I think he's just gone for an early lunch break.

That very night in Frank's office a forest grew.

'Sorry, he's not here. He's on some Greek island!'

'If you're trying to sneak out of work, you should at least get your coordinates right.'

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

"If this meeting becomes too heated, we'll create a distraction...like running out the door."

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

"Honestly, won't you miss us?"

"Since she started working from home I prefer going to the office."

Clock Watching

"RUBIK'S CUBICLE."

Bonfire of the Paperwork

"I hope, Reinhardt, that you're not one of those people whose sense of self-worth is defined by their job."

"Miss Robins, get me a ladder and a hacksaw, if you will, please."

Emerging from darkness to light