Workday Escape Artist Prints

"Ever have days when you just feel like winning the lottery and quitting."

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

Just don't let the old man get you down.

'This chart shows how much time we waste every day looking at charts.'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"Sorry, I'm preaching again. Why don't we pause for a moment while I pass around the collection plate."

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

Stress

"It's safe to close your eyes and relax...these meetings are safety equipped with front and side airbags."

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

Crib Escape

Desert Island Fantasies

'I hear they're letting you go. Your family must have paid the ransom.'

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

"Sorry I'm late. Traffic was fine. I just don't like any of you and don't want to be here."

Tweaking the CV.

It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.