Cut and Run
Workplace Escape Artist Gifts
Looking for a clever gift for the workplace escape artist? These creative products capture their knack for sneaking away and thinking outside the box. Perfect for colleagues, friends, or anyone who’s mastered the art of disappearing when the clock strikes five. With humor and charm, our collection celebrates their unique ability to find their escape route, whether it’s via a coffee break or a quick step outside. Celebrate their ingenuity and love for freedom with gifts that speak to their playful spirit.
"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."
'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'
"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."
"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."
"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."
"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."
"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."
'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'
"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"
"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."
'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'
"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."
Just don't let the old man get you down.
"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"
"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."
"The Ususal, Mr. B?"
Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.
'This chart shows how much time we waste every day looking at charts.'
"Sorry, I'm preaching again. Why don't we pause for a moment while I pass around the collection plate."
'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'
"It's safe to close your eyes and relax...these meetings are safety equipped with front and side airbags."
Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!
Crib Escape
Desert Island Fantasies
'I hear they're letting you go. Your family must have paid the ransom.'
Chairmen of the Bored
"Sorry I'm late. Traffic was fine. I just don't like any of you and don't want to be here."
Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman
Stress
It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.
Tweaking the CV.
'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'
"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."
'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'
Workplace Escape Artist Gifts Collection
Workplace Escape Artist Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs celebrating clever workday escapes—perfect for those who love a good laugh with their coffee.
Workplace Escape Artist Pillows
Discover pillows with humorous designs that honor the art of the workday getaway.
Workplace Escape Artist Prints
Hang a print that captures the essence of creative escapes, adding personality to any office or home setup.
Workplace Escape Artist T-Shirts
Find playful t-shirts that highlight the craft of sneaking away—ideal for the workplace escape artist in your life.