Desk Escapee Gifts

'Ah, for the good old days when geologists worked outdoors.'

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Screen Time vs Book Time

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

"What's the problem? We told you when you started you'd have to make some sacrifices."

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Workaholic on holiday

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

Forms I cannot deal with / Forms I will not deal with

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

Stress

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

Tweaking the CV.

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

Desert Island Fantasies

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

"Lisa, bring out the Alistair Cheng files and an iced mochaccino, if you will, please."