Interview Escapologist Pillows

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

Man at Fire Escape sees door with 'Hot Button Issues Escape',

'What's our stockbroker doing in the shower? Quick! Run and get me a rolled up copy of the Wall Street Journal!'

worker sign: weeks to retirement changable 2078,

"Don't be afraid – it's just your office,"

'Where do you expect to see yourself in five lifetimes?'

'Do you have an appointment?'

"I told you they had a tough interview process here."

'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.'

'Out of office - Please leave your emails in the inbox next door.'

'Good, I was hoping to catch you before you left.'

"I am afraid Mr. Jones is in his career coaching session. Can I get him to call you back?"

"If my husband finds out about us. . .listen, we must cover our tracks so well that no one believes that dinosaurs and humans existed at the same time!"

"IF you wanted to leave, why didn't you just say so?"

Houdini 2019

"Your blind dates is at the bar - I'll upgrade you to a table by the getaway door."

'Wait for me!'

'Occasionally, one will escape its cubicle, which is why I have all my employees get an identification tattoo on the inside of their ears.'

"This biography of Harry Houdini has binding on all four sides!"

Danny always had trouble with math. (written on board: Ohio is the capital of Wisconsin.'

"I'm out if that is a manufacturer."

'Sir! Elsworth's away from his desk again!'

'Jane It used to be jungle out there'

Tortured by music

"Another tiny victory in my never-ending quest for fun."

"Are you sure the Russians didn't hack my answers to make me look bad?"

"He's ready to retire but the removal of the triple lock could be a problem."

"And now we come to the award for Escapologist of The Year. . ."

"I fled from suppression, torture, exploitation and bullies."

'The entire building has settled seven inches since the first day of school due to the weight of the students' backpacks.'

Halfway around the learning curve, Bob lets go.