Interview Escapologist Pillows

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

Man at Fire Escape sees door with 'Hot Button Issues Escape',

'Where do you expect to see yourself in five lifetimes?'

worker sign: weeks to retirement changable 2078,

"Don't be afraid – it's just your office,"

'Do you have an appointment?'

"I told you they had a tough interview process here."

'Good, I was hoping to catch you before you left.'

'Out of office - Please leave your emails in the inbox next door.'

'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.'

"I am afraid Mr. Jones is in his career coaching session. Can I get him to call you back?"

Houdini 2019

"If my husband finds out about us. . .listen, we must cover our tracks so well that no one believes that dinosaurs and humans existed at the same time!"

"IF you wanted to leave, why didn't you just say so?"

"Your blind dates is at the bar - I'll upgrade you to a table by the getaway door."

'Wait for me!'

'Occasionally, one will escape its cubicle, which is why I have all my employees get an identification tattoo on the inside of their ears.'

Danny always had trouble with math. (written on board: Ohio is the capital of Wisconsin.'

"This biography of Harry Houdini has binding on all four sides!"

"I'm out if that is a manufacturer."

'Sir! Elsworth's away from his desk again!'

"Another tiny victory in my never-ending quest for fun."

'Jane It used to be jungle out there'

Tortured by music

"Are you sure the Russians didn't hack my answers to make me look bad?"

"And now we come to the award for Escapologist of The Year. . ."

"He's ready to retire but the removal of the triple lock could be a problem."

"I fled from suppression, torture, exploitation and bullies."

Halfway around the learning curve, Bob lets go.

"Please go to voicemail...please go to voice...Oh Hi...so glad I caught you!"