Exam Escapologist Pillows

"Are you sure the Russians didn't hack my answers to make me look bad?"

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

Ethics exam cheater.

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

Nervous Oral Testing

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

"Don't worry, Howard. The big questions are multiple choice."

Man at Fire Escape sees door with 'Hot Button Issues Escape',

"Don't think of it as forgetting stuff. Think of it as freeing up brain space."

"Don't be afraid – it's just your office,"

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

"Stop the clowning, Johnson. The final isn't going to be all that bad."

'I've got the answers to the test written on my hands and arms. It's old school artificial intelligence.'

'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.'

'Out of office - Please leave your emails in the inbox next door.'

"I am afraid Mr. Jones is in his career coaching session. Can I get him to call you back?"

"Does school really help people with real life?"

Pizza Exam: 'Just deliver it around the back of 'B' block. The money will be by the window. . .'

"IF you wanted to leave, why didn't you just say so?"

Houdini 2019

"If my husband finds out about us. . .listen, we must cover our tracks so well that no one believes that dinosaurs and humans existed at the same time!"

Good luck with all the revision!!!

Exam Questions Foretold

"Your blind dates is at the bar - I'll upgrade you to a table by the getaway door."

'Wait for me!'

Danny always had trouble with math. (written on board: Ohio is the capital of Wisconsin.'

"I'm out if that is a manufacturer."

'Sir! Elsworth's away from his desk again!'

"Another tiny victory in my never-ending quest for fun."