Conversation Escapologist Pillows

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

"Help! I don't know how to leave a conversation!"

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

Man at Fire Escape sees door with 'Hot Button Issues Escape',

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

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"Don't be afraid – it's just your office,"

"I told you they had a tough interview process here."

'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.'

'Good, I was hoping to catch you before you left.'

'Out of office - Please leave your emails in the inbox next door.'

"I am afraid Mr. Jones is in his career coaching session. Can I get him to call you back?"

"If my husband finds out about us. . .listen, we must cover our tracks so well that no one believes that dinosaurs and humans existed at the same time!"

"IF you wanted to leave, why didn't you just say so?"

Houdini 2019

"Your blind dates is at the bar - I'll upgrade you to a table by the getaway door."

'Occasionally, one will escape its cubicle, which is why I have all my employees get an identification tattoo on the inside of their ears.'

Danny always had trouble with math. (written on board: Ohio is the capital of Wisconsin.'

'Wait for me!'

"This biography of Harry Houdini has binding on all four sides!"

"I'm un-retiring today. Spending time with my family with hell."

"I'm out if that is a manufacturer."

'Sir! Elsworth's away from his desk again!'

'Jane It used to be jungle out there'

"Another tiny victory in my never-ending quest for fun."

Tortured by music

"Are you sure the Russians didn't hack my answers to make me look bad?"

"I fled from suppression, torture, exploitation and bullies."

'The entire building has settled seven inches since the first day of school due to the weight of the students' backpacks.'

Halfway around the learning curve, Bob lets go.

"Please go to voicemail...please go to voice...Oh Hi...so glad I caught you!"