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Social Media Escapologist Pillows
Add some personality to their space with pillows that showcase their social media escapology—funny, inspiring, and perfect for cozy moments after a day of digital tricks.
You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.
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"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"
'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'
"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."
'I'm not very good at mingling.'
Man at Fire Escape sees door with 'Hot Button Issues Escape',
"There's no phones, social media, selfies, reality TV, online trolls, political-correctness or fake news."
"At last - no Trump."
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"I told you they had a tough interview process here."
'Good, I was hoping to catch you before you left.'
'Out of office - Please leave your emails in the inbox next door.'
"I am afraid Mr. Jones is in his career coaching session. Can I get him to call you back?"
"If my husband finds out about us. . .listen, we must cover our tracks so well that no one believes that dinosaurs and humans existed at the same time!"
"IF you wanted to leave, why didn't you just say so?"
Houdini 2019
"Your blind dates is at the bar - I'll upgrade you to a table by the getaway door."
'Occasionally, one will escape its cubicle, which is why I have all my employees get an identification tattoo on the inside of their ears.'
"Log into nature"
'Wait for me!'
Danny always had trouble with math. (written on board: Ohio is the capital of Wisconsin.'
Hiding From Social Media
"This biography of Harry Houdini has binding on all four sides!"
"Goddess of Good give me strength! I must. . . get. . . off. . . the. . . internet!"
"I’ve recently started self-medicating with viral pet videos."
'These blinders help block out banner ads.'
"I'm out if that is a manufacturer."
Desert Island Game
'Jane It used to be jungle out there'
Tortured by music
www.islandcam.org Just when Doug thought things couldn't get any worse
'Sir! Elsworth's away from his desk again!'
"Mom, I can't take the stress of social media. I'm running away from my home page!"
Social Media Escapologist Pillows Collection
Social Media Escapologist Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs featuring social media escapologist themes—perfect for the digital trickster's morning coffee or tea breaks.
Social Media Escapologist Prints
Browse our art prints that celebrate social media escapologists—ideal for inspiring their next online adventure or decorating their digital space.
Social Media Escapologist T-Shirts
Check out our witty t-shirts designed for social media escapologists—wear their cleverness proudly and stand out in any digital crowd.