Literary Escapologist Pillows

"This biography of Harry Houdini has binding on all four sides!"

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Screen Time vs Book Time

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

Man sunbathing on the beach.

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

Man at Fire Escape sees door with 'Hot Button Issues Escape',

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

worker sign: weeks to retirement changable 2078,

Reading room

Stopping Time in order to Finish Book

Holiday Reading and Back to Work Reading

"I told you they had a tough interview process here."

'What luck!'

'Good, I was hoping to catch you before you left.'

Book Igloo

"Do you ever get to the point where you think if you read another book you'll burst, but you do anyway, and you don't burst?"

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

"I am afraid Mr. Jones is in his career coaching session. Can I get him to call you back?"

How will this impact me?

"If my husband finds out about us. . .listen, we must cover our tracks so well that no one believes that dinosaurs and humans existed at the same time!"

"Hi! I am on the rails!"

Houdini 2019

"Your blind dates is at the bar - I'll upgrade you to a table by the getaway door."

In Case of Emergency: Pizza

Man Readig Paper

'Occasionally, one will escape its cubicle, which is why I have all my employees get an identification tattoo on the inside of their ears.'

'Wait for me!'