Classroom Escapologist Pillows

For days when students are simply out of control, teachers at Callaway Junior High are equipped with ejection seats and parachutes.

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'I guess what happens in Kindergarten, doesn't stay in Kindergarten.'

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

Man at Fire Escape sees door with 'Hot Button Issues Escape',

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

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"Don't be afraid – it's just your office,"

Houdini's infancy.

"How was first grade? I don't know yet. I spent all day in the Principal's office."

As the horrible signs began to appear, students would go to any length to avoid seeing them.

"I told you they had a tough interview process here."

'Good, I was hoping to catch you before you left.'

'Out of office - Please leave your emails in the inbox next door.'

"Fear not, Miss Hathaway. Just go home and listen to a cd of howling wolves or screeching monkeys and by Monday you'll be ready for your 3rd grade class."

Back to School

"I am afraid Mr. Jones is in his career coaching session. Can I get him to call you back?"

Houdini 2019

'Yes, I'm home early. We had a school fire drill, so naturally I sought the safety of our house.'

"The kindergarteners have breached their classroom confines, and are headed this way. We'll be overrun within minutes. What should we do?"

Announcement over school PA: 'We're going to begin this week with an all-school search for Mr. Ridley - last Friday's substitute teacher.'

'Wait for me!'

Last day of school.

"I'll probably never be able to cast knowing glances."

'Occasionally, one will escape its cubicle, which is why I have all my employees get an identification tattoo on the inside of their ears.'

"This biography of Harry Houdini has binding on all four sides!"

Danny always had trouble with math. (written on board: Ohio is the capital of Wisconsin.'

"I'm out if that is a manufacturer."

"As you leave this year behind, remember you did your best to soar with eagles, to be the best you can be, best of luck, my honorable students."

'Jane It used to be jungle out there'

'Sir! Elsworth's away from his desk again!'

'Topping it all off, parents now want us to see if we can bring in UN Peace Keepers.'

"Every day it's the same. My class starts out as Sesame Street and ends up as Jerry Springer."