Modern Escapologist Pillows

Houdini 2019

Tree house.

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

Man at Fire Escape sees door with 'Hot Button Issues Escape',

worker sign: weeks to retirement changable 2078,

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

"I told you they had a tough interview process here."

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

'Good, I was hoping to catch you before you left.'

Virtual Lap Dancing

"The thing about society is that it gives me such anxiety..."

'Out of office - Please leave your emails in the inbox next door.'

"I am afraid Mr. Jones is in his career coaching session. Can I get him to call you back?"

How will this impact me?

"Hi! I am on the rails!"

"If my husband finds out about us. . .listen, we must cover our tracks so well that no one believes that dinosaurs and humans existed at the same time!"

"Your blind dates is at the bar - I'll upgrade you to a table by the getaway door."

Danny always had trouble with math. (written on board: Ohio is the capital of Wisconsin.'

I've got no cell phone, no computer, no grumbling wife, no stupid boss. Feel free to envy me.

'Occasionally, one will escape its cubicle, which is why I have all my employees get an identification tattoo on the inside of their ears.'

"Anywhere that doesn't have tvs, computers, radios, ipods,cell phones or video games."

'Wait for me!'

"This biography of Harry Houdini has binding on all four sides!"

"I'm un-retiring today. Spending time with my family with hell."

"I'm out if that is a manufacturer."

'Sir! Elsworth's away from his desk again!'

'Jane It used to be jungle out there'

Tortured by music

"I fled from suppression, torture, exploitation and bullies."

Economic Cliff Edge

'. . . I just got the bill for the fence. '