Socially Awkward Escapologist Pillows

'Let's just see how long they can stay crouched behind the sofa.'

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

Man at Fire Escape sees door with 'Hot Button Issues Escape',

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

Introverted Chair

"I am afraid Mr. Jones is in his career coaching session. Can I get him to call you back?"

Houdini 2019

"If my husband finds out about us. . .listen, we must cover our tracks so well that no one believes that dinosaurs and humans existed at the same time!"

Shy Man at Party

"Your blind dates is at the bar - I'll upgrade you to a table by the getaway door."

"What do you do?""I'm a layer. The law. I do law. I practice law. I'm an attorney. Something legal."

Bob had a lot to prove – which happens when you're wrong most of the time.

'Boy...it can be awkward meeting the parents for the first time.'

'Wait for me!'

Danny always had trouble with math. (written on board: Ohio is the capital of Wisconsin.'

Lenny, the Fifth Wheel of the Apocalypse

"This biography of Harry Houdini has binding on all four sides!"

'I hate networking.'

Tortured by music

Desert Island Game

'Jane It used to be jungle out there'

'Sir! Elsworth's away from his desk again!'

"I'm terrible at small talk. Just scan me."

"I never know what to do with my hands at a party"

"I was proud of you tonight. You were just hostile enough."

"Pack your bags and cancel your plans. The neighbors invited us to dinner and I told them we'd be out of town."

"I fled from suppression, torture, exploitation and bullies."

In the embarrassment cemetery

'Sorry, I never know what to do with my hands in social situations.'

'The entire building has settled seven inches since the first day of school due to the weight of the students' backpacks.'

Halfway around the learning curve, Bob lets go.

'Not so fast Mr. Smith... you're forgetting the fit note I've filled out for your employer.'