Socially Awkward Enthusiasts Pillows

"I was proud of you tonight. You were just hostile enough."

"I never know what to do with my hands at a party"

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

Superhero Introverts

'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'

The Awkwardly Informal Meet Up Group

I've got to run to my job interview! Do I have spinach between my teeth?

"Please to meet you, though I'm sorry about the circumstances."

"All you had to do was ASK us to leave!"

Lenny, the Fifth Wheel of the Apocalypse

'Boy...it can be awkward meeting the parents for the first time.'

'Find out if she would have like me if I hadn't asked so many people.'

"Undress down to your underwear and have a seat. The optometrist will be in shortly."

"Bob, when I said "let him sniff your hand first," I meant the dog."

Dr. Miska: Eye, Ear, Nose and Embarrassing Bodily Functions.

"Play coy if you like, but no one can resist a perfectly symmetrical face."

"I'm trying to decide between a cocktail with a cute name and one that's blatantly sexual."

Suffering from awkward bastard syndrome...please help.

'Let's just see how long they can stay crouched behind the sofa.'

'Tim, honey, I don't know how to say this...But...It's...It's your breath...It reeks of mint.'

'Sorry, I never know what to do with my hands in social situations.'

"Ha ha. Stop by and say hello to your mother. Ha ha, that's a good one!"

In the embarrassment cemetery

"Pack your bags and cancel your plans. The neighbors invited us to dinner and I told them we'd be out of town."

The art of regifting

'I wonder why we geeks don't get more women?'

"I can't believe that in a few short years we're actually going to like them."

'Well my problem is that I can never tell if a girl likes me or not.'

Learn from your mistakes...this is the last time I let you talk me into a double date.

"Don't ask your parents about the birds and bees."

SEX EDUCATION, 'Believe me, you don't WANT to know!'

"Let's take an excruciatingly awkward two minutes for people to trickle in."

"Diane, this is Karen, an old war buddy of mine."

"Must you create a scene every time the bill arrives?"