Socially Awkward Pillows

In the embarrassment cemetery

Lenny, the Fifth Wheel of the Apocalypse

'Sorry, I never know what to do with my hands in social situations.'

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

Introverted Chair

"I'm a Doctor and I was in the house, but I have on stage presence."

'Some things are better left unsaid but I never know what they are until after I've said them.'

Shy Man at Party

"Me: I never get invited to anything Also me: Sorry, I'm so tired, think I'll stay in."

"Try to play with a kid whose parent isn't too chatty."

"He's socially awkward but brilliant in his field."

"What do you do?""I'm a layer. The law. I do law. I practice law. I'm an attorney. Something legal."

Bob had a lot to prove – which happens when you're wrong most of the time.

'Boy...it can be awkward meeting the parents for the first time.'

"Yeah, there were lots of flowers, so I had a good feed. It was rather awkward though: it was a funeral..."

'I hate networking.'

"I'm terrible at small talk. Just scan me."

"It's been nice talking to you, but I should probably get back to staring blankly ahead."

'Let's just see how long they can stay crouched behind the sofa.'

"I never know what to do with my hands at a party"

'Well my problem is that I can never tell if a girl likes me or not.'

"I was proud of you tonight. You were just hostile enough."

"Pack your bags and cancel your plans. The neighbors invited us to dinner and I told them we'd be out of town."

Learn from your mistakes...this is the last time I let you talk me into a double date.

"Must you create a scene every time the bill arrives?"

'It would be pity candy. Nobody wants pity candy.'

"He's always been unlucky with love."

"I just want to take a minute today to acknowledge all the guys out there named Bret who are too shy to correct people who think their name is Brad."

"I don't think Bob has quite got the hang of the fist bump."

'I won't be sociable, I won't be ....'

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 77. Give a bike ride to a friend who's way bigger than you.

Overweight man asking girl to dance

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? It's been a little while since I read a social cue."

'Actually, I was voted 'most likely to accidentally get left out of the yearbook.''