Socially Awkward Soul Pillows

'I hate networking.'

Bob had a lot to prove – which happens when you're wrong most of the time.

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

Introverted Chair

"I'm a Doctor and I was in the house, but I have on stage presence."

'Some things are better left unsaid but I never know what they are until after I've said them.'

Shy Man at Party

"Me: I never get invited to anything Also me: Sorry, I'm so tired, think I'll stay in."

"He's socially awkward but brilliant in his field."

"Try to play with a kid whose parent isn't too chatty."

"What do you do?""I'm a layer. The law. I do law. I practice law. I'm an attorney. Something legal."

'Boy...it can be awkward meeting the parents for the first time.'

"Yeah, there were lots of flowers, so I had a good feed. It was rather awkward though: it was a funeral..."

Lenny, the Fifth Wheel of the Apocalypse

"I'm terrible at small talk. Just scan me."

"It's been nice talking to you, but I should probably get back to staring blankly ahead."

'Let's just see how long they can stay crouched behind the sofa.'

'Sorry, I never know what to do with my hands in social situations.'

In the embarrassment cemetery

"I never know what to do with my hands at a party"

"I was proud of you tonight. You were just hostile enough."

"Pack your bags and cancel your plans. The neighbors invited us to dinner and I told them we'd be out of town."

Learn from your mistakes...this is the last time I let you talk me into a double date.

"Now let's all introduce... ourselves."

'It would be pity candy. Nobody wants pity candy.'

"He's always been unlucky with love."

Don't make eye contact... Don't make eye contact...

"I just want to take a minute today to acknowledge all the guys out there named Bret who are too shy to correct people who think their name is Brad."

"I don't think Bob has quite got the hang of the fist bump."

'I won't be sociable, I won't be ....'

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 77. Give a bike ride to a friend who's way bigger than you.

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? It's been a little while since I read a social cue."

'Actually, I was voted 'most likely to accidentally get left out of the yearbook.''

"I'm hopeless with names - do you mind if I call you 'Creepy, with a limp handshake'?"