Socially Awkward Hero Pillows

"I'm terrible at small talk. Just scan me."

"What do you do?""I'm a layer. The law. I do law. I practice law. I'm an attorney. Something legal."

Introverted Chair

That party went well.

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

"I'm a Doctor and I was in the house, but I have on stage presence."

Superhero Introverts

'Some things are better left unsaid but I never know what they are until after I've said them.'

Shy Man at Party

"He's socially awkward but brilliant in his field."

"A bunch of friends are coming over to stare at their phones."

Lenny, the Fifth Wheel of the Apocalypse

"Yeah, there were lots of flowers, so I had a good feed. It was rather awkward though: it was a funeral..."

'Boy...it can be awkward meeting the parents for the first time.'

Bob had a lot to prove – which happens when you're wrong most of the time.

'I hate networking.'

Supersonic comic: 'A funny thing happened on the way here...'

'Let's just see how long they can stay crouched behind the sofa.'

'Sorry, I never know what to do with my hands in social situations.'

In the embarrassment cemetery

"I never know what to do with my hands at a party"

"I was proud of you tonight. You were just hostile enough."

"Pack your bags and cancel your plans. The neighbors invited us to dinner and I told them we'd be out of town."

'Well my problem is that I can never tell if a girl likes me or not.'

"He's always been unlucky with love."

Introverts Anonymous

'It would be pity candy. Nobody wants pity candy.'

Don't make eye contact... Don't make eye contact...

"I just want to take a minute today to acknowledge all the guys out there named Bret who are too shy to correct people who think their name is Brad."

"I don't think Bob has quite got the hang of the fist bump."

'I won't be sociable, I won't be ....'

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? It's been a little while since I read a social cue."

'Actually, I was voted 'most likely to accidentally get left out of the yearbook.''

"I'm hopeless with names - do you mind if I call you 'Creepy, with a limp handshake'?"