'I hate networking.'
Socially Awkward Soul Gifts
Looking for a gift for the socially awkward soul? Discover quirky mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that celebrate their distinctive personality and provide a touch of humor and comfort. These thoughtfully designed products are perfect for anyone who appreciates their own authenticity and enjoys a good laugh at their own expense. Whether it's a witty mug or a cozy pillow, find something that resonates with their creative, often misunderstood spirit—making everyday moments a little more special.
Bob had a lot to prove – which happens when you're wrong most of the time.
"Oh no. Is that my ex?"
'I'm not very good at mingling.'
"I'm a Doctor and I was in the house, but I have on stage presence."
Introverted Chair
'Some things are better left unsaid but I never know what they are until after I've said them.'
Shy Man at Party
"Try to play with a kid whose parent isn't too chatty."
"He's socially awkward but brilliant in his field."
"Me: I never get invited to anything Also me: Sorry, I'm so tired, think I'll stay in."
"What do you do?""I'm a layer. The law. I do law. I practice law. I'm an attorney. Something legal."
Lenny, the Fifth Wheel of the Apocalypse
'Boy...it can be awkward meeting the parents for the first time.'
"Yeah, there were lots of flowers, so I had a good feed. It was rather awkward though: it was a funeral..."
"I'm terrible at small talk. Just scan me."
"It's been nice talking to you, but I should probably get back to staring blankly ahead."
'Let's just see how long they can stay crouched behind the sofa.'
"Pack your bags and cancel your plans. The neighbors invited us to dinner and I told them we'd be out of town."
Learn from your mistakes...this is the last time I let you talk me into a double date.
'Sorry, I never know what to do with my hands in social situations.'
In the embarrassment cemetery
"I never know what to do with my hands at a party"
"I was proud of you tonight. You were just hostile enough."
Don't make eye contact... Don't make eye contact...
"I just want to take a minute today to acknowledge all the guys out there named Bret who are too shy to correct people who think their name is Brad."
'It would be pity candy. Nobody wants pity candy.'
"He's always been unlucky with love."
"Now let's all introduce... ourselves."
'I won't be sociable, I won't be ....'
"I don't think Bob has quite got the hang of the fist bump."
Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 77. Give a bike ride to a friend who's way bigger than you.
"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? It's been a little while since I read a social cue."
'Actually, I was voted 'most likely to accidentally get left out of the yearbook.''
"Enough about my penis. What's new with the ol' vagina?"
Socially Awkward Soul Gifts Collection
Socially Awkward Soul Mugs
Explore our range of mugs designed for the socially awkward soul—perfect for keeping their unique personality close at hand.
Socially Awkward Soul Pillows
Discover pillows that add comfort and character, perfect for expressing the individuality of the socially awkward soul.
Socially Awkward Soul Prints
Find art prints that celebrate the quiet charm and creativity of the socially awkward soul, making their space truly their own.
Socially Awkward Soul T-Shirts
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