Socially Awkward Scene Appreciator Pillows

'Boy...it can be awkward meeting the parents for the first time.'

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.'

Introverted Chair

"Okay. Hit it."

Tone Deaf and Can't Read Music - Please Give.

"So, is it like a foursome then, miss?"

Shy Man at Party

"What do you do?""I'm a layer. The law. I do law. I practice law. I'm an attorney. Something legal."

Lenny, the Fifth Wheel of the Apocalypse

'Besides italics, what can you do?'

"Yeah, there were lots of flowers, so I had a good feed. It was rather awkward though: it was a funeral..."

Bob had a lot to prove – which happens when you're wrong most of the time.

'Unzip your pants. . .while you're here, I want to pay up my bill in full.'

'I hate networking.'

Baywatch (British style)

"I attract all the crypts."

Evil Pusskins#3

The invisibility of the invisible man always ended in the most unfortunate places.

'So, I have a few drinks in the afternoon. Your dinner's always on the table when you get in from work, isn't it?'

"Stop snickering at my retro iconography."

"Ah, I'd give it a few minutes, pal. Maybe light a match."

'Off to the usual boring routine, eh, Barratt?'

"I'm terrible at small talk. Just scan me."

"So, Carol tells me you're a baby."

'Where were you on the night of October 31st?'

'Let's just see how long they can stay crouched behind the sofa.'

'Like I promised, an office with a washroom!'

"Ugh! The estate agency assured us Christianity was in decline."

'Sorry, I never know what to do with my hands in social situations.'

In the embarrassment cemetery

"I never know what to do with my hands at a party"

"Pack your bags and cancel your plans. The neighbors invited us to dinner and I told them we'd be out of town."