Socially Awkward Scene Appreciator Pillows

'Boy...it can be awkward meeting the parents for the first time.'

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.'

Introverted Chair

Turtle Blind dates

"Okay. Hit it."

Tone Deaf and Can't Read Music - Please Give.

"So, is it like a foursome then, miss?"

Shy Man at Party

"Don't fold, McFly! He's bluffing. You know he's got a crappy hand!"

"What do you do?""I'm a layer. The law. I do law. I practice law. I'm an attorney. Something legal."

"Yeah, there were lots of flowers, so I had a good feed. It was rather awkward though: it was a funeral..."

'Unzip your pants. . .while you're here, I want to pay up my bill in full.'

Lenny, the Fifth Wheel of the Apocalypse

'Besides italics, what can you do?'

Bob had a lot to prove – which happens when you're wrong most of the time.

'I hate networking.'

Baywatch (British style)

Evil Pusskins#3

"I attract all the crypts."

"Ah, I'd give it a few minutes, pal. Maybe light a match."

The invisibility of the invisible man always ended in the most unfortunate places.

'So, I have a few drinks in the afternoon. Your dinner's always on the table when you get in from work, isn't it?'

"Stop snickering at my retro iconography."

'Off to the usual boring routine, eh, Barratt?'

"I'm terrible at small talk. Just scan me."

"So, Carol tells me you're a baby."

'Like I promised, an office with a washroom!'

'Where were you on the night of October 31st?'

'Let's just see how long they can stay crouched behind the sofa.'

"Ugh! The estate agency assured us Christianity was in decline."

'Well my problem is that I can never tell if a girl likes me or not.'

'Sorry, I never know what to do with my hands in social situations.'

In the embarrassment cemetery