Quirky Scene Appreciator Pillows

'It's not often you see an Eskimo dog in the burbs!'

"Come in! I've just put the kettle on."

Pirate Flag on Golf Course.

'Oh for PETE'S SAKE LENNY NOT right now! I'm in the middle of Conducting a survey!'

Baywatch (British style)

"Let's let them play through."

"Stop snickering at my retro iconography."

"Okay. Hit it."

'Off to the usual boring routine, eh, Barratt?'

'Unzip your pants. . .while you're here, I want to pay up my bill in full.'

Passport Photos.

"Look! No hands!"

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.'

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

"Your usual? Listen, pal—you can't expect me to remember every customer's drink."

Strange Crowds in Bath

Oh great, it's Halloween.

'Remember, Harvey, the salesman said to not stay in the hot tub too long.'

Tone Deaf and Can't Read Music - Please Give.

"Stop arguing - I'll walk myself."

Blue Upright

'Let's go, Helen, this guy is giving me the creeps!'

'Besides italics, what can you do?'

'Boy...it can be awkward meeting the parents for the first time.'

'Natural bridge and cloverleaf'

'At last! Blinkwhistle, we;ve found their elusive burial grounds.'

'Dr Seuss is awarded a PHD.'

"We can't let the king die, but we also can't do anything that suggests he needs saving..."

'Right, I'll see the chap who thinks he's a fly next.'

'This sucks. Let's try and start the wave.'

'I like your style - How would you like to do some public service announcements?'

"The trick is in shucking them out of their shells."