Quirky Scene Lover Pillows

A man walking a dog passes a man walking a snowman.

"I love you, you big fool."

A man walks his dog with the leash attached to the dog's shadow instead of the dog.

"We have a favor to ask."

"Great tights!"

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

"It's marzipan pigs."

A woman drags a cat who drags a mouse toy.

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

Euthanasia Clinic

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

"Okay. Hit it."

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

"No, it's not a religion or a cult. It's a fashion statement."

Ass-less Chaps

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

"Your usual? Listen, pal—you can't expect me to remember every customer's drink."

"That is six feet."

Let me stand behind that one and you take my picture.

Strange Crowds in Bath

For years Melenie stayed home waiting for the stirrup cords revival.

Oil gushes out of a oil derrick on a computer screen.

"What did you expect from a budget airline?"

"Is this some kind of a put-on or what?"

Paradox in the Wardrobe...The mango mail-order boxy pants were very, very, very roomy as advertised, and yet they were somehow confining.

'Unzip your pants. . .while you're here, I want to pay up my bill in full.'

Magritte realising he's going bald.

"Precisely what do you find so provocative about me, Mr Golcz?"

"Other script ideas? Of course! I've been working on one about a killer plant and only your family and a lamp can stop it."