Quirky Scene Lover Gifts

A man walking a dog passes a man walking a snowman.

"I love you, you big fool."

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

A man walks his dog with the leash attached to the dog's shadow instead of the dog.

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

"Great tights!"

"We have a favor to ask."

"It's marzipan pigs."

A woman drags a cat who drags a mouse toy.

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

Men's Department. I want a tie that says, "I hate ties."

Euthanasia Clinic

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

"Okay. Hit it."

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

"Your usual? Listen, pal—you can't expect me to remember every customer's drink."

Lady Gaga

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

Let me stand behind that one and you take my picture.

"This part of space feels especially weird right now."

Strange Crowds in Bath

Ass-less Chaps

"That is six feet."

"No, it's not a religion or a cult. It's a fashion statement."

For years Melenie stayed home waiting for the stirrup cords revival.

"Don't fold, McFly! He's bluffing. You know he's got a crappy hand!"

Oil gushes out of a oil derrick on a computer screen.

Magritte realising he's going bald.

"Is this some kind of a put-on or what?"

Paradox in the Wardrobe...The mango mail-order boxy pants were very, very, very roomy as advertised, and yet they were somehow confining.

'Unzip your pants. . .while you're here, I want to pay up my bill in full.'

"Other script ideas? Of course! I've been working on one about a killer plant and only your family and a lamp can stop it."

"Precisely what do you find so provocative about me, Mr Golcz?"