Quirky Scene Enthusiast Gifts

"What?!"

"Your usual? Listen, pal—you can't expect me to remember every customer's drink."

'Oh no, no, no, I'm just having a cigar.'

Football Crazy strip six

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

"We have a favor to ask."

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

Evil Villain.

"It's marzipan pigs."

A woman drags a cat who drags a mouse toy.

'What's wrong with you?'

Toy skier jumps from snow globe to miniature winter scene.

"Okay. Hit it."

Strange Crowds in Bath

Oh great, it's Halloween.

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

'It helps to be a little crazy to work here, but you're overqualified.'

"Don't fold, McFly! He's bluffing. You know he's got a crappy hand!"

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

"Precisely what do you find so provocative about me, Mr Golcz?"

'At last! Blinkwhistle, we;ve found their elusive burial grounds.'

Circus News

'Unzip your pants. . .while you're here, I want to pay up my bill in full.'

'Let's go, Helen, this guy is giving me the creeps!'

"Have we got a show for you!"

Square peg in a round hole: 'I say if it feels right, do it.'

'This sucks. Let's try and start the wave.'

Baywatch (British style)

"The trick is in shucking them out of their shells."

How do YOU like it? - A fish catching a man.

Because it contains thousands of individual characters, burping the alphabet in Japan is truly a glorious achievement.

'Tom Jones is still my favorite movie. It has the most explicit eating.'

"Thanks goodness, I thought she was pregnant?"