Quirky Scene Appreciators Gifts

Man in hot air balloon buys balloons

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

"Look! No hands!"

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"She's a miniature."

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

"Frosty the Repairman"

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

"I won't bring any more friends home unless you let me play with them first!"

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

Believe or not but before he became a famous artist he was a shoe salesman.

"Okay. Hit it."

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

Pickles the Clown: Son of Bonzo and Gwen. A Pro to the End.

Family Portrait

Vertical Tower Of Pisa.

Man on desert island sees tightrope walker on horizon.

Oh great, it's Halloween.

Strange Crowds in Bath

"Boy, I have such a bad hangover! The guy I stung last night was drunk..."

"Your usual? Listen, pal—you can't expect me to remember every customer's drink."

"Don't fold, McFly! He's bluffing. You know he's got a crappy hand!"

'I think the new exercise ball we got the hamster is too big...'

'At last! Blinkwhistle, we;ve found their elusive burial grounds.'

'Let's go, Helen, this guy is giving me the creeps!'

Shakuhachi!

"Looks like the thong birds are getting ready to fly south for the winter."

'Unzip your pants. . .while you're here, I want to pay up my bill in full.'

'This sucks. Let's try and start the wave.'

"The trick is in shucking them out of their shells."

Baywatch (British style)

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

"Stop snickering at my retro iconography."

'Off to the usual boring routine, eh, Barratt?'