Quirky Scenes Lover Pillows

Man eating chicken leg seeing chicken on crutches.

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

"I love you, you big fool."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"We have a favor to ask."

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

'I even love the way you snore!'

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

"It's marzipan pigs."

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.

Freak Family.

"So, Mr. Igor - why do you want to be a laboratory assistant?"

Flatware Follies.

Miss Lonelyhearts Advice to the Lovelorn

'Never mind what big eyes I have. Just get on with the bloody eye test!'

Let me stand behind that one and you take my picture.

"Your usual? Listen, pal—you can't expect me to remember every customer's drink."

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

'Let's go, Helen, this guy is giving me the creeps!'

"Other script ideas? Of course! I've been working on one about a killer plant and only your family and a lamp can stop it."

"Precisely what do you find so provocative about me, Mr Golcz?"

"What did you expect from a budget airline?"

'This sucks. Let's try and start the wave.'

"The trick is in shucking them out of their shells."

"What?!"

"Always standing out from the crowd."

'Definitely the feel-good hit of the year.'

"Please direct your attention to the monitors for a very important contribution to airline-safety cinema."

How do YOU like it? - A fish catching a man.

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