Quirky Scenes Lover Mugs

Man eating chicken leg seeing chicken on crutches.

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

"I love you, you big fool."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"We have a favor to ask."

'I even love the way you snore!'

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

"It's marzipan pigs."

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.

Freak Family.

"So, Mr. Igor - why do you want to be a laboratory assistant?"

Flatware Follies.

Andy Warhol

Miss Lonelyhearts Advice to the Lovelorn

'Never mind what big eyes I have. Just get on with the bloody eye test!'

"This part of space feels especially weird right now."

Let me stand behind that one and you take my picture.

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

"Ooh, this one sounds interesting, 'Single, vegetarian, bulbous, with moves like a lava lamp'."

"Your usual? Listen, pal—you can't expect me to remember every customer's drink."

"What did you expect from a budget airline?"

'Let's go, Helen, this guy is giving me the creeps!'

Your shoulders are like silk. For some reason, when my skin crawls, it feels smooth.

"Other script ideas? Of course! I've been working on one about a killer plant and only your family and a lamp can stop it."

"Precisely what do you find so provocative about me, Mr Golcz?"

Helena Bonham Carter

'This sucks. Let's try and start the wave.'

"The trick is in shucking them out of their shells."

"What?!"

"I still can't work out why the humans arrange this for us!"

How do YOU like it? - A fish catching a man.

"Please direct your attention to the monitors for a very important contribution to airline-safety cinema."

"Always standing out from the crowd."