Quirky Scenes Appreciator Mugs

Ice Skating

"Look! No hands!"

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Football Crazy strip six

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

A chip off the old block...

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

"Okay. Hit it."

Blue Upright

"Your usual? Listen, pal—you can't expect me to remember every customer's drink."

Oh great, it's Halloween.

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

'Remember, Harvey, the salesman said to not stay in the hot tub too long.'

Strange Crowds in Bath

"Stop arguing - I'll walk myself."

'It helps to be a little crazy to work here, but you're overqualified.'

'At last! Blinkwhistle, we;ve found their elusive burial grounds.'

"Have we got a show for you!"

'Unzip your pants. . .while you're here, I want to pay up my bill in full.'

Circus News

'Let's go, Helen, this guy is giving me the creeps!'

"We can't let the king die, but we also can't do anything that suggests he needs saving..."

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

Square peg in a round hole: 'I say if it feels right, do it.'

'This sucks. Let's try and start the wave.'

"The trick is in shucking them out of their shells."

Baywatch (British style)

How do YOU like it? - A fish catching a man.

"What?!"

"Stop snickering at my retro iconography."