Quirky Scenes Appreciator T-Shirts

Ice Skating

"Look! No hands!"

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Football Crazy strip six

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

A chip off the old block...

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

'What's wrong with you?'

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

"Okay. Hit it."

"Your usual? Listen, pal—you can't expect me to remember every customer's drink."

Blue Upright

Oh great, it's Halloween.

"Stop arguing - I'll walk myself."

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

'Remember, Harvey, the salesman said to not stay in the hot tub too long.'

Strange Crowds in Bath

'It helps to be a little crazy to work here, but you're overqualified.'

"Don't fold, McFly! He's bluffing. You know he's got a crappy hand!"

"Have we got a show for you!"

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

"We can't let the king die, but we also can't do anything that suggests he needs saving..."

'Let's go, Helen, this guy is giving me the creeps!'

Circus News

'Unzip your pants. . .while you're here, I want to pay up my bill in full.'

'At last! Blinkwhistle, we;ve found their elusive burial grounds.'

Square peg in a round hole: 'I say if it feels right, do it.'

'This sucks. Let's try and start the wave.'

Baywatch (British style)

"The trick is in shucking them out of their shells."

"I attract all the crypts."

"Thanks goodness, I thought she was pregnant?"