Quirky Moments Appreciator T-Shirts

"Stop arguing - I'll walk myself."

Woman gossiping on emergency phone

Showbiz Awards

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

"Your animal companionship is here!"

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

God with Earth Controller

"I'm a monster."

Cheesie Rider

"Overkill, dude."

"Let's start with a couple of glasses of water and if that goes well I'll order two coffees."

"Such a cute doggie! And I'll bet you make the cutest poopies too, don't you?"

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

"Oh, I don't do the test myself Sir: Doctor Vampire does it..."

Mummy Shrink.

Waiter does not want to see customer make bubbles in his wine.

"I always know what Harry's going to say, and he always knows what I'm going to say, so, by and large, we just don't bother."

"Say these things, don't think them!"

"Good evening, I'm your date. Let me begin by saying I'm sorry I'm late, I'm sorry I'm bald and I'm sorry I'm short."

"Don't make eye-contact, don't make eye-contact..."

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'

Speed Dating Disasters

'By the way Adrian, it unfastens at the front.'

"Curiosity."

"Are you blushing?!"

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