Quirky Moment Collectors T-Shirts

Water spurting from boy's ear while he drinks from a fountain

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Larry's used art

Seagiraffes

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

Toadstools

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Piranhaclaus

Duck Hunt

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Raincloud Umbrella

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Early cyborg.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Best before 65 million BC.

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Don't get the wrong idea about those years in a mental institution. I was employed there."

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

Ice shelfie.

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

'Anorak anoraks'.

A trevor of trainspotters

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

It's great for pulling the birds!