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That always happens when you look at that damn watch!

Angel's cloud is leaking

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

"I told you leaving that clip-on tie was a mistake."

'I'm afraid Luke didn't hit it off very well with daddy.'

'I'm usually not very enthusiastic about blind dates, but I think that tonight went pretty smoothly!'

"Note to self...'NICE APPS' is not a good opening line."

"Describe yourself in 3 words."

Showbiz Awards

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

"Don't get the wrong idea about those years in a mental institution. I was employed there."

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

"I was a lot happier with the elephant in the room."

When we met, you told me you make a lousy first impression. Well, guess what: You also make a lousy second impression. Actually, my only decent impression is Kirk Douglas. Wanna hear it?

Clown's Cuckoo Clock.

You're so beautiful, I can't take my eyes off you, even though there's a fly in my soup doing the backstroke, which is comedy gold!

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"You and your daft inventions."

Would madam like me to send over the sympathy steward?

The awkwardness of one's first officeplace fist-bump.

"Such a cute doggie! And I'll bet you make the cutest poopies too, don't you?"

'Show one more kitten photo,lady and the next time you see me will be on a 'missing' poster!'

"Let's start with a couple of glasses of water and if that goes well I'll order two coffees."

Waiter does not want to see customer make bubbles in his wine.

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

"Ignore the screams, sir. I'll get a new fork."

"Monsieur has just ordered a vasectomy..."

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

"On a scale of 1-10, how painfully awkward is this?"