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'You're right, Paul, she doesn't even know you exist.'

"It's too late, Roger - they've seen us."

'I'm so sorry - my husband has periods of physical involuntariness.'

"So, Son, are you seeing anyone?"

"Do you have that old birthday card?"

"I wonder what she meant by that."

"Baldo wants to get to know Estella Dank better...so I got him this doll to practice on."

"Hey Baldo...can you help me with this?"

'Nice going. I've got a run in my stocking.'

'I like to put all the halitosis sufferers together.'

'He was so cute! I touched his arm, and guess what? He said, 'Jeepers, Creepers'!'

"Of course I come here often. I'm the barmaid!"

By the way, Chasen, that's a toilet seat cover.

'You rate very high in everything, except, of course, people skills.'

blacklisted!

"Dad, you're embarrassing! Tom's front is over here!"

'Pleased to meet you.'

Robin has an awkward moment at her third-grader's open house.

Shy man under table marked Reserved

Miss Duxbury, have some old faithful employees step in here and wish me a merry Christmas.

My Father's Favorite Yiddish Joke

"Sorry, it’s my first day."

"Leda, honey, let's not keep your date waiting!"

Showbiz Awards

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

"I was a lot happier with the elephant in the room."

When we met, you told me you make a lousy first impression. Well, guess what: You also make a lousy second impression. Actually, my only decent impression is Kirk Douglas. Wanna hear it?

You're so beautiful, I can't take my eyes off you, even though there's a fly in my soup doing the backstroke, which is comedy gold!

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

Would madam like me to send over the sympathy steward?

"You and your daft inventions."