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"Ignore the screams, sir. I'll get a new fork."

"I was a lot happier with the elephant in the room."

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Why did you cancel your Uber?

"Baldo, are you ready? The funeral starts in 30 minutes!"

"Sergio, I know you let me borrow some money last year...and I appreciate it."

It seemed 'warmth in winter, shade in summer' was not as complimentary as Kevin first thought

The Interrupted Shower.

'THAT'S your ringtone - I'd like you to take me home now,'

'...And out of nowhere, she slapped me!' (under his arm a word balloon reads,'I think your sister is hot!'

A close encounter of the awkward kind

Spinach Dating.

Gavin was keen to make a good impression on his first day at work.

'I'm really pleased to meet you, Raymond... Where have you been all of my life, and when are you going back there?'

"Flash went off" support group

"Let’s try another one. Jerry blinked, Kate’s giving Jon the finger, and Jess is choking."

"Please don't be on backwards."

"Michael. ... That's my sleazeball of an ex-husband's name."

"Public display of rejection"

Showbiz Awards

"Oh, ah, sorry!"

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

"You and your daft inventions."

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

Waiter does not want to see customer make bubbles in his wine.

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

"OK, I know that this is borderline inappropriate, but just hear me out ..."

"Let's start with a couple of glasses of water and if that goes well I'll order two coffees."

"Such a cute doggie! And I'll bet you make the cutest poopies too, don't you?"

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

"Are you blushing?!"

"Say these things, don't think them!"