Awkward Moment Aficionado Pillows

"Ignore the screams, sir. I'll get a new fork."

"I was a lot happier with the elephant in the room."

Lion Toupee

Why did you cancel your Uber?

"Baldo, are you ready? The funeral starts in 30 minutes!"

"Sergio, I know you let me borrow some money last year...and I appreciate it."

It seemed 'warmth in winter, shade in summer' was not as complimentary as Kevin first thought

The Interrupted Shower.

'THAT'S your ringtone - I'd like you to take me home now,'

'...And out of nowhere, she slapped me!' (under his arm a word balloon reads,'I think your sister is hot!'

A close encounter of the awkward kind

Spinach Dating.

Gavin was keen to make a good impression on his first day at work.

'I'm really pleased to meet you, Raymond... Where have you been all of my life, and when are you going back there?'

Meanwhile, in Candorville … " … and the aria turned, smiled sweetly, and stepped off the cliff." The Last Book Store. Meet the author! Thank you, thank you so much. Any questions. I've got a question, miss. Lysurgus Cup. The Willow Chronicles. Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap. Wow! Clap! Clap clap clap. How hungry are you? I knew a French place around the corner. Wanna get out of here? Yes. I mean NO. I mean, I'm working here. And I've got a man. Lemont.

By the way, I know how to perform the Heimlich maneuver. So, if you start choking on your food tonight, don't worry: I'll be all over you. Maybe even if you don't start choking, just to be safe.

Hi, baby. It's Shirley. What are you wearing? I'm wearing jeans. And they're extremely tight. By the way, wrong number.

"Flash went off" support group

"Let’s try another one. Jerry blinked, Kate’s giving Jon the finger, and Jess is choking."

"Please don't be on backwards."

"Michael. ... That's my sleazeball of an ex-husband's name."

"Public display of rejection"

Showbiz Awards

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

"Oh, ah, sorry!"

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

You're so beautiful, I can't take my eyes off you, even though there's a fly in my soup doing the backstroke, which is comedy gold!

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

When we met, you told me you make a lousy first impression. Well, guess what: You also make a lousy second impression. Actually, my only decent impression is Kirk Douglas. Wanna hear it?

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

"You and your daft inventions."

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

Would madam like me to send over the sympathy steward?

"Let's start with a couple of glasses of water and if that goes well I'll order two coffees."