Awkward Moments Seeker T-Shirts

'Can I buy you a drink?', 'Do whatever you have to do.'

Showbiz Awards

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

"Don't get the wrong idea about those years in a mental institution. I was employed there."

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

"I was a lot happier with the elephant in the room."

When we met, you told me you make a lousy first impression. Well, guess what: You also make a lousy second impression. Actually, my only decent impression is Kirk Douglas. Wanna hear it?

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

You're so beautiful, I can't take my eyes off you, even though there's a fly in my soup doing the backstroke, which is comedy gold!

Would madam like me to send over the sympathy steward?

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"You and your daft inventions."

The awkwardness of one's first officeplace fist-bump.

'Don't worry, son. This bed inking incident will be our little secret.'

"Such a cute doggie! And I'll bet you make the cutest poopies too, don't you?"

Waiter does not want to see customer make bubbles in his wine.

'Show one more kitten photo,lady and the next time you see me will be on a 'missing' poster!'

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

"Let's start with a couple of glasses of water and if that goes well I'll order two coffees."

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

"Ignore the screams, sir. I'll get a new fork."

"Monsieur has just ordered a vasectomy..."

"If that girl sent over a double cappuccino, maybe you should go talk to her!"

"I dooon't know this sooonngg. I'm just heeeere with my daaaaaughter and her frieeeends."

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

"Good evening, I'm your date. Let me begin by saying I'm sorry I'm late, I'm sorry I'm bald and I'm sorry I'm short."

Speed Dating Disasters

'Look. . . for the last time, I'm not playin' 'footsie' with you!'

"Are you blushing?!"

"How embarrassing, I'm literally glued to the television."

"Don't make eye-contact, don't make eye-contact..."