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"Oh, that’s just Miles – ignore him."

"And he thought that was his lucky hat."

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

"Frosty the Repairman"

"I won't bring any more friends home unless you let me play with them first!"

A woman drags a cat who drags a mouse toy.

Sheep Escalator

"Okay. Hit it."

Today - Oswald the Human Wonder will Dive 1000 feet into a tea cup. (Lifeguard sitting nearby).

Pickles the Clown: Son of Bonzo and Gwen. A Pro to the End.

"Sweet baby Jesus. Mike! You won't believe this."

Family Portrait

"Got outta jury duty!"

"Your usual? Listen, pal—you can't expect me to remember every customer's drink."

"Boy, I have such a bad hangover! The guy I stung last night was drunk..."

Oh great, it's Halloween.

'We were playing Twister at a party. . . there was a loud popping noise.'

"Don't fold, McFly! He's bluffing. You know he's got a crappy hand!"

"Looks like the thong birds are getting ready to fly south for the winter."

'Unzip your pants. . .while you're here, I want to pay up my bill in full.'

'Please tell me that suit is flammable.'

'Let's go, Helen, this guy is giving me the creeps!'

Hell's Comedy Club

"It's obviously fake and it looks ridiculous ... still... I find it weirdly attractive."

'This sucks. Let's try and start the wave.'

"The trick is in shucking them out of their shells."

Baywatch (British style)

How do YOU like it? - A fish catching a man.

"What?!"

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

Chameleon knocking out a kangaroo with its tongue.

"Stop snickering at my retro iconography."

"Ugh. . . Where is the light switch?"

'Off to the usual boring routine, eh, Barratt?'