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'It's not often you see an Eskimo dog in the burbs!'

"Come in! I've just put the kettle on."

"Don't fold, McFly! He's bluffing. You know he's got a crappy hand!"

Pirate Flag on Golf Course.

'Oh for PETE'S SAKE LENNY NOT right now! I'm in the middle of Conducting a survey!'

Baywatch (British style)

"Let's let them play through."

"Stop snickering at my retro iconography."

"Okay. Hit it."

'Off to the usual boring routine, eh, Barratt?'

'Unzip your pants. . .while you're here, I want to pay up my bill in full.'

Passport Photos.

"Look! No hands!"

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.'

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

'I delivered him during the second act of Les Miserables. I delivered her during the first act of Phantom of the Opera. This one I deliveried. . .'

Tone Deaf and Can't Read Music - Please Give.

Blue Upright

"Your usual? Listen, pal—you can't expect me to remember every customer's drink."

Strange Crowds in Bath

"Stop arguing - I'll walk myself."

'Remember, Harvey, the salesman said to not stay in the hot tub too long.'

Oh great, it's Halloween.

'Dr Seuss is awarded a PHD.'

'Natural bridge and cloverleaf'

"We can't let the king die, but we also can't do anything that suggests he needs saving..."

'Let's go, Helen, this guy is giving me the creeps!'

'Right, I'll see the chap who thinks he's a fly next.'

'Boy...it can be awkward meeting the parents for the first time.'

'At last! Blinkwhistle, we;ve found their elusive burial grounds.'

'Besides italics, what can you do?'

'This sucks. Let's try and start the wave.'