Quirky Experiences Lover Pillows

'Yes, we do deliver to golf courses. What hole are you on?'

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

"I love you, you big fool."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

"Sofia, right? You hung out in the back of Professor Dillof’s anatomy lectures."

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.

'I even love the way you snore!'

'Did you get through to the speaking clock, Dear?' 'Tick and tock and tick and tock and tick...'

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

Freak Family.

"So, Mr. Igor - why do you want to be a laboratory assistant?"

Flatware Follies.

Andy Warhol

'Slow and hurl.'

Miss Lonelyhearts Advice to the Lovelorn

"This part of space feels especially weird right now."

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

"Ooh, this one sounds interesting, 'Single, vegetarian, bulbous, with moves like a lava lamp'."

'Never mind what big eyes I have. Just get on with the bloody eye test!'

Your shoulders are like silk. For some reason, when my skin crawls, it feels smooth.

Helena Bonham Carter

Wow, that's really a thing of beauty! Have you ever thought about being a uvula model?

"What did you expect from a budget airline?"

'Sorry I'm late - my wife's tongue stud got snagged on my nipple ring.'

"Always standing out from the crowd."

'Ms. Gunderson will see you now, and she apologizes for keeping you wading so long.'

Graves: Ernest Moss Ventriloquists. . . 'Georgie'

"I found you running wild. Ungroomed and lacking social skills. Today, you're a trophy partner."

"He has a limited vocabulary - but boy, can he kiss..!"

"Dang...it seems that the mouse I had for lunch got reincarnated as a bird...."

#1 Jerk-off

"I don't care if she is a tape dispenser. I love her."

'You're a nice guy and all that, but I'm looking for somebody more symmetrical.'