Quirky Love Life Explorer Pillows

'Sorry I'm late - my wife's tongue stud got snagged on my nipple ring.'

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

"I love you, you big fool."

"You don't whisper anymore."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

Storage Unit of Love

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

'I even love the way you snore!'

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

"Now give me something intimate to say."

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

'You disgust me; but I like it.'

"I just feel like we're not connecting."

"This is the last time I let anyone fix me up with a blind date!"

Miss Lonelyhearts Advice to the Lovelorn

'Were you playing footsie with me?'

"We can't go on meeting like this, I'm practically broke."

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

"Boys meet the girls. Girls meet the boys. . ."

Mouse on mouse action.

'I'm not sure this is going to work out.'

'Look what I found, Dad - Can I keep her?'

"I could see my mating dance had caught her eye, so I put more energy into it, but I ended up sweaty and out of breath: she lost interest then. . ."

Tortoise Falls In Love With A Football.

"I woke up this morning with a pain in my neck. That her lying there?"

Love struck wife looks over the barbed wife set up by her husband who is determined to enjoy a good nights sleep.

Near-sighted goose falls in love with saxophone.

"What did you expect from a budget airline?"