Quirky Relationship Explorer Pillows

You are ironing my shorts with a rotary saw

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

Lesser-Known 'Conscious Uncouplings

"Mom, Dad, this is Eddie, my heart's shaman!"

'Erica, you're a cutie and I really like you, but your way to do French kissing makes me nervous!'

'You were right. It is nice to eat out for a change.'

'Uh, don't you think you're taking this baby talk a little too far?'

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

"You don't whisper anymore."

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

"I hate it when we fight."

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

'The way we met was interesting. I opened my wallet and there she was!'

'Trust me, she can't fail to notice you now...'

"This is just SO like him. For years, I begged him to straighten up and fly right, and when he finally DID, it was right into a picture window!"

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

"Arthur, I need my space."

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

His and Hers Wedding

Heart to heart talk.

"Why can’t this count as ‘date night’?"

"She said, 'I'll go if you go,' and I said, 'I'll go if you go,' and here we are."

'We need to talk about your fear of commitment, Ralph.'

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

Waterfall of Disappointment